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If you want someone   who will eat whatever

 you put in   front of him and never says its

not quite as good as   his mother made it.

 

 

 

Then buy a   dog.

 

 

If you want someone   always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want   .

 

 

 

Then buy a   dog.

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you want someone   who will never touch the remote, doesn't care   about

football, and can sit   next to you as you watch romantic movies  

  

 

Then buy a   dog.

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

If you want someone   who is content to get up on your bed just to warm  

your feet and whom   you can push off if he snores ....

 

 

Then buy a   dog.

 

 

 

If you want someone   who never criticizes what you do,

doesn't care if you   are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old,  

who acts as if every   word you say is especially worthy of listening   to

and loves you   unconditionally, perpetually. 

 

then buy a   dog.

  

But,   on the other hand,

if   you want someone who will never come when you call,  

ignores   you totally when you come home,

leaves   hair all over the place, walks all over you,  

 

 

runs   around all night, only comes home to eat and sleep,  

and   acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness  

 

 

 

Then buy a   cat!

 

Now be honest, you   thought I was going to say....

then marry a   man.

 For all my cat loving friends

 

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